Dear man riding your loud dirt bike around and around our apartment complex,
If doing laundry after 10pm is a violation of our quiet hours, then so is this!
A tired gal
best email I've ever written (IMHO)...after recommending to a friend we go kayaking during our trip to Savannah over Thanksgiving
okay, so i've been thinking about this kayaking, and not to be a debbie downer, but i think it's a terrible idea (not sure who thought of it first, but in my humility i'll take the blame) ... it's NOVEMBER and not the WARMEST month of the year! what CRAZY fool would think we could be wet & on the ocean for an hour and NOT get hypothermia!!! so, i take the idea off the table and PTL that someone wasn't crazy enough to just 'buy up that deal' while it was hot! (cause it wasn't; hot that is - just COLD, VERY COLD!)
Dear Matt Maher,
THANKS for representing the Catholic Church last night at CharlotteONE when David Hickman asked about Catholic / Protestant relations.
A Happy Catholic
p.s. thanks for the pic! you're awesome!
|PROOF that it really happened!|
Matt is as close to celebrity that I've met!
Dear Workers who have been POUNDING right outside my office for HOURS,
Don't hammers come with silencers like you can get for guns? Maybe a pillow or a potato (things I learned on CSI and Crossing Jordan).
An almost crazy secretary
Keep flying around in my office and you're going to die.
A seriously annoyed bug-hater
Dear Library of Congress,
Thanks for your offer to re-shelve books for free. I did my pre-requisite work here at my parish, and I'm no longer interested.
A book-lover gone sad