A blogging friend I knew once did these "Monday Musings" on her blog ... after a terrible Wal*Mart experience this evening...
Dear Wal*Mart,
I love that you have $5 movies. It's great for people like myself who don't have a lot of money and who love to own videos. HOWEVER, after the 45 minute 'bonding session' I had with the 3 at my particular Wal*Mart, I am now morally opposed to the bin. There is no way of knowing which movies are in there and how to find them. The salesperson told me the 'might' have seen the movie I wanted - probably 5 months ago! Not today, salesperson, not today!
A ym in distress
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Dear Target,
Thanks for having the movie I wanted without any 'bin diving'!!!
An appreciative ym
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Dear Planet Fitness,
Today was hard, but thanks for being there for me today. I'll do better tomorrow!
A 5K wanna-be
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Dear Griffin Brother's,
I've been loyal, I've visited many times, but you still pulled one over on me. You connected my brake lights backward - who even knew that was possible. It is lucky for you that I was not rear-ended because of your stupid mistake. Needless to say, I'll be going elsewhere from now on.
A disgruntled driver
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Dear Kar Kare & Lube,
Thanks for fixing my broken brake lights! You're the best!
A safer driver
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Dear Mike,
Thanks for being our waiter last night for Girl's Night Out at Bravo! We enjoyed having you. I appreciate the free 2nd drink...should have asked for my number if you were interested! We'll never know if something could have come from it.
A wondering gal
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well, that's all for now...see you laters!
Dear Wal*Mart,
I love that you have $5 movies. It's great for people like myself who don't have a lot of money and who love to own videos. HOWEVER, after the 45 minute 'bonding session' I had with the 3 at my particular Wal*Mart, I am now morally opposed to the bin. There is no way of knowing which movies are in there and how to find them. The salesperson told me the 'might' have seen the movie I wanted - probably 5 months ago! Not today, salesperson, not today!
A ym in distress
-------
Dear Target,
Thanks for having the movie I wanted without any 'bin diving'!!!
An appreciative ym
-------
Dear Planet Fitness,
Today was hard, but thanks for being there for me today. I'll do better tomorrow!
A 5K wanna-be
-------
Dear Griffin Brother's,
I've been loyal, I've visited many times, but you still pulled one over on me. You connected my brake lights backward - who even knew that was possible. It is lucky for you that I was not rear-ended because of your stupid mistake. Needless to say, I'll be going elsewhere from now on.
A disgruntled driver
-------
Dear Kar Kare & Lube,
Thanks for fixing my broken brake lights! You're the best!
A safer driver
-------
Dear Mike,
Thanks for being our waiter last night for Girl's Night Out at Bravo! We enjoyed having you. I appreciate the free 2nd drink...should have asked for my number if you were interested! We'll never know if something could have come from it.
A wondering gal
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well, that's all for now...see you laters!
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